Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Yogis and Lions

I want to be a yogi! Unfortunately I have a tendency to boredom, low-pain tolerance, and sudden food cravings that seem to rise simultaneously and faster than a twitter feed.

In fact when I'm being forced into an organ crushing, muscle contorting animal pose, my postures usually resemble something of a half- eaten carcass more than a proud lion. Usually I get this bootylicious -tune stuck in my head, which,as you can hear, really affects my concentration.

To all of you out there who can tolerate bending yourself into hideously kinky positions - I do salute you! Here is a little yoga humour for good luck!

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